1 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:17,135 -MAN: Come, on Billy. -Go on, Bill! 2 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:19,432 MAN: Billy! 3 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:22,804 -Go on, Bill! -MAN: Play it inside, Bill. 4 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,688 Go on, straight through! 5 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:26,932 (MEN GROAN) 6 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:28,351 MAN: Billy! 7 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,687 (THAT'S AMORE BY DEAN MARTIN) 8 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:38,987 (INAUDIBLE) 9 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:45,330 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 10 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:57,338 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 11 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,831 -(BALL BEING KICKED) -(CHEERING) 12 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:30,253 MAN: Wanker! 13 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:43,008 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 14 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,444 -(MEN CHEERING) -(WHISTLE SOUNDS) 15 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:13,168 16 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:21,388 MAN IN CAR: Go on! Go for Bexy! 17 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,682 Yeah! Stiff the bastard! 18 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,724 LOMAX: Wankers! 19 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,317 (YELLING INDISTINCTLY) 20 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,403 LOMAX: Tossers! 21 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,458 (YETI'S MAN APPLAUDING HIM) 22 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:51,414 23 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:02,129 Transgressed the unwritten law, this has. 24 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:08,469 Can you do anything with those scratches? 25 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:10,145 Sorry, boss. 26 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:13,682 BEX: Ta. 27 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:18,942 It's not on this, you know, Bex. 28 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:20,655 It's all in hand, Nunk. 29 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,416 -Ta-ta. —See you later. 30 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:35,455 (CAR HORN SOUNDING LA MARSEILLAISE) 31 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,167 That is well out of order. 32 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:41,961 You don't let people treat you like shit, I learned that in the Army. 33 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:44,179 You sort it out there and then, otherwise they'll shit on you 34 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,677 every other minute of the day. 35 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,884 -Well, you tell him, then. -Don't you worry, I'II sort Bexy out. 36 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:53,105 (ALL HUMMING THE COLONEL BOGEY MARCH) 37 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,439 Very funny, son, very funny. 38 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:58,769 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 39 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,488 All right, hold it, hold it down, hold it down. What're you having, girls? 40 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,566 -Heart attack, if you're paying, shorty. -SNOWY: Got him. 41 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,401 Shut up. Now, do you want to try the tactful approach, 42 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:06,701 -or are you tired of living? -(EXCLAIMING) 43 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,992 Well, I'll have a pint of Drambuie if you're plush, Aitch. 44 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,281 Plush? Me? 45 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,912 Look at me wodge. I got loads of money. 46 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,335 -Loads of money! -Give us some of that money, mate. 47 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:16,628 Oi, did you find anything interesting 48 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:18,877 while you were crawling up around Bexy's anal passage? 49 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:21,045 Nah, only your Rasta cap, man. 50 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:23,503 (JAMAICAN ACCENT) Bloodklaat, me wonder where me leave that ting, y'na? 51 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:25,424 -Where's me boy? Oi, Nocka! -(BANGING ON TABLE) 52 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,594 -Nocka, come on! -NOCKA: All right, what you having? 53 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:29,300 -Vodka and tonic. —What you want, Snowy? 54 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:32,477 -Hey, I'll have a Babycham. -Right, that's three lager tops. 55 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,684 -What do you want, JT? -Lager. (CHUCKLES) 56 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,436 -Trigg? -Snakebite, Aitch. 57 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,271 And a Snakebite for Rambo. 58 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:41,149 -SNOWY: Hey, Sid... —Hey, hold up. Hold up. 59 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:43,071 MAN: I had to bring me girlfriend. 60 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:44,735 (MEN CHEERING) 61 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,157 (MAN WHISTLING) 62 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,823 -MAN: Come on girls, give us a flash. -Come on, boys, get a load of this. 63 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:50,404 (ALL) Ooooohhh! 64 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,369 We are cheeky girls. 65 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:54,450 Ooh! 66 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:56,000 67 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:57,794 (ALL) 68 00:04:57,881 --> 00:05:00,919 69 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:03,922 70 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,434 (CHUCKLING) 71 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,349 -SUE: You all right? -Yes, he's fine. 72 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:20,358 HIS: Hello, babes. 73 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,061 Hello, darling. 74 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:24,772 Boo! 75 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,655 Why don't we let them take Sammy down the park for a bit? 76 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:31,783 What, let my mum stuff him full of sweets? 77 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,035 Well, that's what grandparents are supposed to do, innit? 78 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:36,207 Yeah, one or two, but the rate the old girl stuffs them down his neck, 79 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:38,956 I'm surprised she's got time to take them out the bleeding packet. 80 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:42,047 Oh, well, it was just an idea. 81 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:46,418 I thought I might let you stick your willy up me. 82 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,890 That's a nice idea, innit? 83 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:53,805 You not got any knickers on? 84 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:56,728 Oh, suspenders, eh? 85 00:05:57,274 --> 00:06:00,266 You've been seeing that milkman again, you dirty cow. 86 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,063 I'm all wet! 87 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,157 TRIGG: Bexy! 88 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:12,657 Oh, Trigg, You bastard, this ain't the bleeding boozer, you know. 89 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:14,704 You got your in-Iaws playing in the garden, 90 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:17,078 I didn't expect to find you having it off in the living room, did I? 91 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:18,658 We were not having it off. 92 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:27,800 What you want anyway? 93 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,296 TRIGG: We gotta do 'em, Bexy, tonight! 94 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,091 You can't let people treat you like shit! 95 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:36,176 -All right, Trigg, mate, calm down. -Well, look at it! 96 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:38,808 I've been looking at it. I've seen it, mate. 97 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:41,314 -That is well out of order! -Trigger, Trigger. 98 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,809 Look at me, son, look at me. 99 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,649 Do I look concerned? 100 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,360 No, you don't! You should! 101 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,487 It's all in hand, mate. 102 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,114 (JAMAICAN ACCENT) Now, cool out guy, y'na? 103 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,865 (SUCKS TEETH) Heart attack time. 104 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,290 (SIGHS) Well, ta-ta then. 105 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,880 A cup of tea would've been nice. 106 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:12,879 Give my love to your mum. 107 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,183 (LAUGHS) 108 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:55,881 (BIG BEN TOLLING) 109 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,773 Have you brought his nappy with you? 110 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:08,022 We can't get them, the Buccaneers must've used them all up. 111 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:12,148 -MAN 1: Piss off. -MAN 2: Shut up, shut your mouth. 112 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:16,527 Listen, we ain't been in Europe for three years, right? 113 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:17,702 In two weeks' time, 114 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:19,780 there's going to be half of Europe waiting in Germany for us. 115 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:21,076 So? 116 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,583 Oh, no reason, Oboe, you leery prat. 117 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:24,705 (ALL SNICKER) 118 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,878 Is there anyone in? 119 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,706 Look, I know they don't cover it in the Beano, 120 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,962 -so I'll tell you what's been happening. -I've seen it. 121 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:34,545 There's over four thousand Dutch booked in for Germany, for a start. 122 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:37,090 Four thousand, Oboe, you micro-moron. 123 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:40,301 This is not a bunch of tulip growers on a day trip to the Munich Beer Festival. 124 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:43,308 These geezers are coming tooled up, and twelve car workers from Birmingham 125 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,765 with their brains in their right hand ain't gonna do nothing. 126 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,315 I don't know, we could sell 'em a British car, 127 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:49,985 the poor bastards'd be stranded there for life. 128 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:52,570 Listen, listen, if we don't stick together 129 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:55,240 they're going to have us on our toes before we get off the Harwich ferry. 130 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:57,533 Sounds like you're running scared already, Bexy Boy. 131 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,244 (MEN EXCLAIMING) 132 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:00,745 Oh, that's funny. 133 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:02,826 Dumb animals aren't supposed to speak, are they? 134 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,950 Animal I might be, dumb I ain't. 135 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,371 Did you win this morning? 136 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,290 I always win, Yeti, you should know that by now. 137 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,497 That's funny, didn't look like it to me. 138 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:13,334 It looked like we walked into your back yard and tinted your windscreen, 139 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:14,839 and nobody lifted a finger. 140 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,511 (CLAMOURING) 141 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,805 OBOE: Oi, oi, oi! 142 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:21,050 What are you two slags going on about? 143 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,927 Our friend from the Buccaneers here thinks that driving a car 144 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,768 across a football pitch at fifty mile an hour means he‘s had a result. 145 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:29,475 -Shows imagination though, don't it? -Yeah, well, I suppose it would to you. 146 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,027 I mean, when you've got the intellectual capacity of a lump of jelly 147 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,229 I should think anything shows imagination, don't you? 148 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:36,777 OBOE: Are you two slags going to bitch all night? 149 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,734 'Cause we got a train to catch, okay? 150 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:42,199 Now, you gonna tell us about this mega plan of yours or what? 151 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:46,246 It's simple, Oboe, even you and Snow White might get the drift. 152 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,794 If we don't stick together, they're going to trample all over us. 153 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,541 Told you, he's running scared. 154 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:52,873 Am Iwasting my time here, or what? 155 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:55,959 Look, I'm recruiting for a national firm, do you want in or what? 156 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:58,546 Don't tell me, you want to be top girl. 157 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,130 (ALL LAUGHING) 158 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:03,517 There you are, Oboe, I told you it was simple enough for you to grasp. 159 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,093 Who's a clever little girl then? 160 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:07,395 Oh, you make me sick, you Cockneys. 161 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:10,600 Always think you've got the right to run things. 162 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,400 (ALL CLAMOURING) 163 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:15,980 No, no, no, you couldn't run a piss-up in a brewery. 164 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,111 You're a joke! I'm off. 165 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,488 Oh, what's a matter, love, getting too late for you, is it? 166 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,740 Here, Nunk, ring room service and get Oboe his warm milk. 167 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,162 It's well past his bedtime. 168 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,661 I ain't following a bunch of thumb-suckers. 169 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,458 You want to run a national firm, friend, 170 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,665 you put your arse in gear behind us, right? 171 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:34,464 Oh, what with your track record you'd need an A—to-Z to find the bog. 172 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:35,712 (MEN LAUGHING) 173 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:39,044 Well, at least I won't be on it all night shitting meself. 174 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:40,967 Listen, this is a fact, right? 175 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,297 Past two seasons, right? 176 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,303 We have rumbled everyone in here. 177 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,351 (ALL CLAMOURING) 178 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,470 (INAUDIBLE) 179 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:54,480 Have a look at this, Cliffie, we got pigs flying over here. 180 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:56,562 YETI: Hold up, all right, look. 181 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,148 Ten of you, ten of us. 182 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:01,654 You take us out with just the top boys about 183 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,569 and then you can take us on tour, sunshine. 184 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,611 OBOE: Ditto! 185 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,747 'Dildo', mate, the word is 'dildo'. 186 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,824 You are a pair of dildos. 187 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,158 (MEN LAUGHING) 188 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:11,414 MAN: K-Y? 189 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,462 Listen, friend, if we want to go tulip picking, 190 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:16,506 we'll go with me as top boy. 191 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:20,966 If you want to stop us, then you'll have to come and rumble us. 192 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:22,090 (CLAMOURING) 193 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,173 -All right? -All right. 194 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,508 YETI: And when you two shirt-lifters are finished, 195 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,685 the winner can come down to us. 196 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:31,103 I'll leave you with the ICC motto: 197 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,683 We come in peace, we leave you in pieces. 198 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,517 -MAN: Bollocks! -(MEN EXCLAIMING) 199 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,149 Do you want your spanking now? 200 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,985 You, Oboe. 201 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,357 Tuesday. 202 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,234 You, 203 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:46,824 blondie, 204 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,280 Saturday. 205 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,540 (CAMP VOICE) Look over your shoulders, girls. 206 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,334 (ALL CLAMOURING) 207 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:58,332 MEN: Pieces, pieces, pieces, pieces. 208 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:12,934 (ALL CHANTING) ICCJCCJCCm 209 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,823 Ta—ta, mate. Here, say hello to Gus for me. 210 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,495 He owes me a fiver. 211 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,048 (SNIFFS) 212 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,475 MRS BISSELL: That you, Clive? 213 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,522 Well, I hope so, otherwise you‘re being burgled. 214 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,850 -Do you want a cup of tea, love? -Yeah, lovely. 215 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,441 -Is there any hot water, Mum? -Yeah. 216 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:16,792 (KEYS CLATTER) 217 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,307 (QUIETLY) Right... 218 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,902 MRS BISSELL: Clive, Sue rang earlier. 219 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,696 She wants to know what time you’ll be home. 220 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,694 About half eight. 221 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,149 Got it. 222 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,574 (NEWS ON RADIO) 223 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:56,333 The feeling at one of the countly's cursed regions 224 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,626 in south-east London was subdued. 225 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:04,091 The three thousand workers here are expected to return to work by Thursday, 226 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:07,969 but many are unhappy with the agreement that's been reached... 227 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,367 Yeti ! 228 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:40,577 Yeti ! 229 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,668 (SHOUTS) Yeti! 230 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:46,750 Yeti ! 231 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,173 Oboe! 232 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,095 (GRUNTING) 233 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:54,720 -You on for tomorrow night then? -MAN: A bit short notice, innit? 234 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,718 You'd have found out last night if you'd turned up. 235 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,224 Well, I'm very sorry, Mr Bissell. 236 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,806 But if it comes to a choice between having a drink with a load of hooligans 237 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,517 and getting my end away, you come a very poor second, chief. 238 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:04,271 Which reminds me, 239 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,270 don 't forget I was supposed to be with you, right? 240 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,355 Oh, yeah, how did you get on? 241 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,440 Well, when I got her out in the light I changed my mind. 242 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,993 (LAUGHS) That's an original way of saying you didn't get anywhere. 243 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:16,788 She was a dog. I'm telling you, Bex, every woman has the right to be ugly, 244 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,490 but this one just abused the privilege. 245 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,375 Yeah, well, never mind, my son. 246 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,577 Listen, I just might accidentally let my tongue slip 247 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,413 if you don't get up a posse for tomorrow night. 248 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:26,669 Yeah, all right, all right. I'm in, I'm in. 249 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,209 Look, I'll take the new motor, right? 250 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,344 -Yeah, four-thirty, there. -What? 251 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,967 Well, it's an element of surprise, innit? 252 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,677 Ah, it's all right for you, innit? 253 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,259 You can just pretend you're selling an Arab a garage for fifty grand, 254 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,593 I get missed if I do a bunk. 255 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,770 -What's the matter with you? -WOMAN: Latimer, 12 o'clock, Hythe. 256 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,222 Yeah, bollocks, trouble, Sime. I gotta go. 257 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:43,898 See you there, four-thirty on the dot. 258 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,443 We must distinguish, I think, between the bovver boy, 259 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,905 yobbo-type hooligans, so representative of the 19705 260 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,991 and today's more sophisticated, more disciplined hooligans. 261 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:54,734 Most of them have jobs. 262 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:57,696 In fact, some of them have quite skilled jobs 263 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,497 and quite a comfortable lifestyle. 264 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,534 Basically, [see it as a kind of search for meaning. 265 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,211 An attempt to validate their lives, give it significance. 266 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,039 Why don't he just tell them we like hitting people? 267 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,126 wank-wank-wank, wank-wank-wank 268 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,255 What a tosser. 269 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,713 (ALL) wank-wank-wank, wank-wank-wank 270 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,013 SNOWY: What a tosser! 271 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,762 wank-wank-wank, wank-wank-wank 272 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,936 wank, wank, wank 273 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,810 - -Oi, you'll wake the baby up. 274 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,483 Sorry, Sue, it was Nunky. 275 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:28,939 No, it was all of us. 276 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,737 Can you turn that down a bit, please? 277 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,615 BEX: Yeah, it's finished anyway. A load of crap. 278 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,321 What's happening tomorrow, then? 279 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:39,787 Well, you can get yourself over to Sime‘s for about midday. 280 00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:40,864 You can go in the car. 281 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,619 Oh, why can't I come on the train, Bex? 282 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,543 Because you are an under five 283 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:48,213 and you‘re not allowed to play on the chuff—chuff. 284 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,586 And, anyway, you always turn up with no money 285 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,417 and muggins here ends up paying for you. 286 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,378 -That's why. -So? 287 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,383 You've got to pay for the best, boss. 288 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,933 Besides, you make the first-class carriages look a mess, son. 289 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:03,929 How can a man who wears rejects from an Oxfam shop have a go at him? 290 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,726 Leave it, Trigger. 291 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,608 Okay, you can come with us. 292 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,696 But no jeans, bring your sweets and don't forget your pocket money. 293 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,980 Yo! 294 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,905 (BEX CHUCKLES) 295 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,577 -Is she coming? -Yeah, sure thing, boss. 296 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,000 No, come on, Bexy. No passengers, eh? 297 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,249 -We're taking you, ain't we? -TRIGG: Piss off. 298 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,956 Stunned to the core with another witty reply. 299 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,666 You can piss off and all, Nunk. 300 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,922 Two in a row? How do you think them up, Trigg? 301 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,798 Oi, give it a rest, will you? You'll wake the kid. 302 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,931 He'll have it on his toes, Bexy, I'm telling ya. 303 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,352 (JAMAICAN ACCENT) So, you want to go to Europe, do you, Dominic? 304 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,477 Yeah. 305 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,186 Yeah, if I can raise the cash. 306 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,361 Oh, innit sweet? 307 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,659 You'll have to get bloodied first. 308 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,452 You ever been tattooed? 309 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,292 No. 310 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,256 BEX: Virgin, eh? 311 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,509 What you looking at? 312 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,842 I can see you. 313 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,942 (WHISPERS) It's all right. 314 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,363 Gotta give you the mark, haven't we, son? 315 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,342 (CHUCKLES) 316 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:09,895 Dominic, I would like you to meet a very old friend of mine and yours. 317 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,019 Put your hands together for... 318 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:15,523 Stanley. 319 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:19,189 (LAUGHING) No. You ain't gonna do it with that, are you? 320 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,741 Well, now, we all had to, son. 321 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,823 Bet you're glad you brought your brown trousers, ain't you, Dominic? 322 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,118 -Jesus... -He won't help you. 323 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,497 Come on. Come, up you get. 324 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,293 Get a hold of that. 325 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,596 Well, go on, then. 326 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:49,844 (DOMINIC GASPS) 327 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:03,529 BEX: It's poisonous, that is. 328 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,866 Now, my son, if that gets into your bloodstream, 329 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,247 you could be dead by the morning. 330 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,123 DOMINIC: Oh, yeah? 331 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,952 You lot are still walking, ain't you? 332 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,093 (ALL LAUGHING) 333 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,897 You plonker. 334 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,606 What a wally! 335 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,732 (CLAMOURING) 336 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,784 What a muppet! 337 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,407 AITCH: You little plonker. 338 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,155 SUE: (SHOUTS) Will you shut up? 339 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,616 -(BABY CRYING) -(ALL SNICKERING SOFTLY) 340 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:53,912 Yeah. 341 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,541 MAN: (ON TV) ...but the Duchess of York outshone them all, 342 00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:00,919 with an outfit that was easier to admire than to describe. 343 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:04,128 And even to seasoned Royal watchers, this was a special occasion. 344 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,629 It was the hottest ticket in Tinseltown... 345 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,010 You all right? 346 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,057 (BEX SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 347 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,433 Is something wrong with him? 348 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,386 SUE: Yeah, he's still teething, ain't he? 349 00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:16,098 Oh, are you still teething, are you, darling? 350 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,809 That'll be teeth that's biting on Mummy's nipple, eh? 351 00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:20,317 SUE: Well, I've gotta have a reserve, ain't I? 352 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,111 You're never here to do it. 353 00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:24,030 Oh, dear, Mummy's being sarcastic again. 354 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,652 Shall we be witty back? 355 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,567 Eh? Shall we say "piss off"? 356 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,823 -SU E: Bex, don't. -Say "piss off". 357 00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:33,198 -Let's tell Mumsy to piss off, 90 on. -SAMMY: Piss off. 358 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,033 -(BEX LAUGHING) -SUE: Oh, Bex, don't! 359 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,501 He's starting to say it now. 360 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,543 Anyway, I'm glad you're pissing off tonight. 361 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,960 At least I'll get a bit of peace and quiet that way. 362 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,510 What was all the cold shoulder bit for then? 363 00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:50,181 -SAMMY: Piss off. -Don't! Don't tell me what Daddy does. 364 00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:53,510 It ain't good for you to get your own way all the time, is it? 365 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,557 Wouldn't that be a bleeding miracle? 366 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,764 You must think I'm stupid or something. 367 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,974 Well, do you want the truth or the diplomatic answer? 368 00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:02,652 -You ain't playing tonight. -I never said Iwas. 369 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,570 -That's your cheek? -That's my cheek, yeah. 370 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,898 -l'm screwing Jacinta again. -(SUE CHUCKLES) 371 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,905 Well, I told you. She can't get enough of me. 372 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,577 Twelve-inch willy, working class. 373 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,951 I'm a yuppie's dream come true, I am, ain't I, darling? 374 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,873 Well, it's a shame lain't a yuppie then, innit? 375 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,543 -You're my bit of rough trade, you are. -(SAMMY BABBLING) 376 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:21,166 -Don't stay out all night, will you? -No. 377 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,419 It's just a quick in-and-out job, this. 378 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:26,422 Oh, well, whoever she is, tell her she's got my sympathies. 379 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,549 Oh, very funny. Almost funny. 380 00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:31,097 Almost funny, Sammy, innit? 381 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,723 Give Mum a kiss. 382 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,175 Good boy. 383 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,304 BEX: Woah! 384 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:39,893 Giz us a kiss. 385 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:40,974 (KISSING) 386 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,400 Daddy loves you. 387 00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,986 Daddy loves you, doesn't he? 388 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,188 Say "Daddy". 389 00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:48,864 Say "Daddy". 390 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:50,566 Daddy. 391 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,711 -I'II see you later. -Don't be late. 392 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:09,590 BILLY: Look, look, look, look. JT: Yeah. Look at his face. 393 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,345 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 394 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,844 -You forgot to kiss her goodbye, Beef. -Shut up. 395 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,471 -Here, what's all this? -What's all what? 396 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,018 Beefy's Mum's a slapper! 397 00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:19,683 398 00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,355 399 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:22,973 - -Belt up and shut up. 400 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,650 401 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,607 and we drink your beer 402 00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:32,567 403 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,572 404 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,495 405 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,497 and we drink your beer 406 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,328 407 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,456 408 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:44,916 (PHONE RINGING) 409 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,372 All right, mate? 410 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:50,426 Er, can I have three adults and one child to Birmingham New Street, please? 411 00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:56,799 That's first class. 412 00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:06,981 That's £178 and 50 pence, please, sir. 413 00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,778 BEX: That'll do nicely, thank you. 414 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:12,481 (CLEARS THROAT) 415 00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:23,118 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 416 00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:28,168 -Oh, hang about, here's Adolf. -Triggsy boy. 417 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:31,883 -Yo! -All right? 418 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,463 I'm off to get a paper. I'll see you later. 419 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,383 I see you brought your boyfriend then, Aitchy—poo, eh? 420 00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:41,223 Well, I don't like to leave him at home, he pines for me and scratches the door. 421 00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:42,345 You know what I mean, Triggsy? 422 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,189 He's gonna piss off as soon as the ruck starts, you know that, don't you? 423 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:49,106 Look, Triggsy, if it's good enough for you, it's good enough for him. 424 00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:52,689 You little bastard, I'll have you for that. 425 00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:58,952 Yusef! (WHISTLES) Over here. 426 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,450 DOMINIC: Oi, Yusey—boy. 427 00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,782 -NUNK: Come on, then, come on, mate. —SNOWY: Get over here. 428 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:05,285 (WHISTLES) Come on, son. 429 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,249 AITCH: Come on, boy. 430 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,829 NUNK: Come on, mate. DOMINIC: On your toes! 431 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:11,291 -Over here. -What's he got on his head? Cor blimey! 432 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:14,006 TRIGG: Oh, what a hero. 433 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,510 -Where have you been? -Well, I had to go to school, innit? 434 00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,765 Well, I didn't wanna get into trouble, did I? 435 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,855 You got your homework with you, son? 436 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:31,148 What's this? Celtic? 437 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:34,489 What the fuck 'ave we got to do with Scotland, son? 438 00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:46,580 It's PMT. 439 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:49,082 -WeII, what's that? -Pre-match tension. 440 00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:35,083 -A cup of tea. —Better make this one a quickie, lads. 441 00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:37,043 Funny you should say that. Yeah, go on, Beef. 442 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:38,502 (SCREAMING) 443 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:40,713 It's love. 444 00:26:58,575 --> 00:26:59,565 (HISSING) 445 00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:12,286 MAN: Wankers! 446 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,418 YETI: Buccaneers! 447 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:21,845 My car. 448 00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:42,737 (TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 449 00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:46,112 -Here y'are, it's just up here. -NUNK: We here yet, Bex? 450 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:49,289 -Yeah, we bang on for Simon, all right? -YUSEF: Who's Simon, then, mate? 451 00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:51,997 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 452 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:08,392 Come on, Simon, where are you, mate? 453 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,135 (TYRES SCREECHING) 454 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:12,771 (YELLING) 455 00:28:13,317 --> 00:28:14,603 Oboe! 456 00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:27,820 (GRUNTING) 457 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:33,784 Bastard ! 458 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:41,667 (GROANING) 459 00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:44,295 (GROANS) 460 00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:46,968 (MAN SCREAMING) 461 00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:51,973 Go! 462 00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:55,097 (SC REAMING) Go! Go! 463 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:03,071 MAN: Oboe! Oboe! 464 00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:19,959 OBOE: Come on then! 465 00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:25,211 (GROANS) 466 00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:30,678 (SCREAMING) 467 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:43,400 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 468 00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:52,492 NUNK: Nice of Simon to turn up, wannit, eh? 469 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,616 He must've got held up. 470 00:29:58,338 --> 00:30:01,080 -In the traffic. -I'Il hold him up when I see him. 471 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,221 Maybe he got a puncture. 472 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:14,973 Or something. 473 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:18,158 You want to get that sorted out, Yusef. 474 00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:19,616 Now. 475 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:21,163 Come on, Dom. 476 00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:25,122 Come on, Dom! 477 00:31:25,801 --> 00:31:27,383 We‘ll all get nicked. 478 00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:40,929 POLICEMAN: Come on your own, did you? 479 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:45,101 You didn't by any chance come on a train from London, did you? 480 00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:48,237 Ah, hitchhiked, yeah. 481 00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:52,649 One-nil to me. 482 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:54,659 And your name is... 483 00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:58,163 Michael Jackson. 484 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:02,205 You need some more plastic surgery, Michael. 485 00:32:28,822 --> 00:32:30,028 BEX: Oboe! 486 00:32:34,411 --> 00:32:35,492 OBOE: Bexy. 487 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:37,282 Bexy. 488 00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:38,862 (SNARLING) 489 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:40,948 Snowy! 490 00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:42,950 Grab his arm. 491 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:46,294 (GAGGING) 492 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,376 -And the other one. —Give us it. 493 00:32:58,768 --> 00:32:59,974 BEXY: Oboe! 494 00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:11,019 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 495 00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:18,026 (OBOE SCREAMS) 496 00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:21,863 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 497 00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:27,870 BEX: Okay! Let's go! Go! Go! 498 00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:35,627 (GROANING) 499 00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:04,664 (VEHICLE APPROACHING) 500 00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:08,581 (VEHICLE STOPS) 501 00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:14,625 Cheers, mate. 502 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:30,937 (DOOR OPENING) 503 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:39,233 Yo. 504 00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:40,825 (KEYS BEING TOSSED) 505 00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:49,917 (TAP RUNNING) 506 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:01,012 You'll be knackered for work. 507 00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:04,299 BEX: Guess what. 508 00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:06,848 Did you get the sack? 509 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:08,804 No, I won't. 510 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:11,307 Latimer fancies me too much. 511 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,927 -I've got a really good excuse. -Yeah? 512 00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:43,088 Yeah. 513 00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:45,633 Oh, well. That's all right then. 514 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:48,510 Yeah. 515 00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:51,350 "I'm sorry Mrs Latimer, 516 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,734 "but we got ambushed and, er, 517 00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:58,779 -"Yusef got Stanleyed." -I don't wanna know, Bex. 518 00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:03,946 -Yes, you do. -I don't! 519 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:12,242 You do-o. 520 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:19,541 SUE: Get off! 521 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,802 Get off. There's no way, right! 522 00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:24,296 (BEX HUMS) 523 00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,799 SUE: Fuck's sake. Do you want this tea or not? 524 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:30,056 -Ooh! What a choice. Tea or tits? —Who's got the choice? 525 00:36:30,397 --> 00:36:31,478 You have. 526 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:33,930 On the floor, 527 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:36,149 or on the kitchen table? 528 00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:20,109 Turn over! 529 00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:23,981 Do it! 530 00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:25,774 Or you'll be sorry! 531 00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:52,342 SUE: Pull my hair. 532 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:55,103 Don't tell me what to do, bitch! 533 00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:57,597 (SUE LAUGHS) 534 00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:04,275 (SOFTLY) Don‘t laugh. 535 00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:07,232 (SHE CONTINUES LAUGHING) 536 00:38:07,494 --> 00:38:08,655 SUE: I'm sorry! 537 00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:11,444 (LAUGHING CONTINUES) 538 00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:14,030 You've put me off now. 539 00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:15,415 Oh, babes! 540 00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:23,916 (B EX BREATH ES H EAVI LY) 541 00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:46,279 (COOING NOISES) 542 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:48,406 (PHONE TRILLING) 543 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:54,951 Hello, yeah, can I speak to the poof with the blonde hair? 544 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,372 Bexy Boy. 545 00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:58,416 So what's this, 546 00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:00,247 you got a part-time job as an alarm call or something? 547 00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:02,420 Yeah, yeah, you could say that. 548 00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:03,997 You still got your curlers in, love? 549 00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:06,379 Here, you spoke to your boy in the BMW lately? 550 00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:07,459 No, not yet, why? 551 00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:09,044 Nah, course. He probably ain't home yet. 552 00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:11,346 Had a little meet with him, didn't we? On the motonlvay. 553 00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:12,843 Fixed his motor for him. 554 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,558 They don‘t half burn well, them German jobs, don't they? 555 00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:17,761 It’s getting to be a bit of a speciality with you, ain't it? 556 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,096 Smashing up cars. 557 00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:22,023 Is that what you're planning to do in Europe? 558 00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:26,104 I bet there ain't a BMW in Germany that ain't parked on a kerbside, 559 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:27,562 shitting itself already, Yeti. 560 00:39:27,657 --> 00:39:30,274 Well, at least you've finally clocked on it's me that's going and not you. 561 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:33,702 Listen, my son, the only place you're going is the mortuary. 562 00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:35,825 'Cause you ain't got the bottle to have it with me. 563 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:38,532 I know you're well gutted, Bexy, 'cause you're giving it the cool one. 564 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:40,492 You'll be the gutted one on Saturday, 565 00:39:41,129 --> 00:39:43,871 I'm gonna fillet you, you got that? 566 00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:45,706 You want to look over your shoulder, boy. 567 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,088 Because I am going to engrave my name all over your arse, boss. 568 00:39:49,178 --> 00:39:51,010 I didn't think you knew how to get down here. 569 00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:53,384 Ain't had the bottle to come before, have you? 570 00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:54,589 Do you want directions? 571 00:39:54,684 --> 00:39:57,802 Oh, no, I'll just stick my head out the window and follow me nose. 572 00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,261 Oh, and while I think about it, 573 00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:02,097 don't bother inviting your mate Oboe down to help you out, will ya? 574 00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:03,648 'Cause he won't be able to see anything. 575 00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:05,525 That 'cause you won't be turning up again? 576 00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:08,987 Nah. It's because I cut his fuckin' eyes out. 577 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,605 I'll see you Saturday. 578 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:12,281 Ta-ta, sweetheart. 579 00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:15,364 (SHOUTS) Shit! Come here. 580 00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:17,617 -Give it to Daddy, give it to Daddy! -(SAMMY CRYING) 581 00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:20,449 (SHOUTS) Right. Sue! Sue! Sue! 582 00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:23,201 Right, hospital, hospital! Come on! 583 00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:25,875 -Oh, Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! -I'm sorry, babes! 584 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:28,548 -Look, I was on the phone. —It's too fucking late, Bex. 585 00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:29,750 (SAMMY CRYING) 586 00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:41,519 SUE: (CRYING) My baby... 587 00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:51,404 (EARRING DROPPING) 588 00:40:53,493 --> 00:40:54,824 (SOBBING) 589 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,133 Will you stop? 590 00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:00,340 Yeah, yeah, I told you. 591 00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:01,641 When? 592 00:42:05,398 --> 00:42:06,684 I need the buzz. 593 00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:11,692 Well, buy a bloody beehive then. 594 00:42:14,323 --> 00:42:15,688 BEX: That's almost funny. 595 00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:24,451 I've gotta have him! 596 00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:26,616 You know that! 597 00:42:30,465 --> 00:42:32,547 You saw what he did to the motor. 598 00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:48,138 What's the matter with her? 599 00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:50,269 I'm not exactly flavour of the month at the moment. 600 00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:52,817 Yeah, well, this feeling's not entirely alien to me, Sime babe. 601 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:54,360 SIMON: Yeah, why's that? 602 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,942 BEX: Little Sammy, he's out his mouth on me Stanley. 603 00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:58,068 He all right? 604 00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:00,400 Oh, yeah, fine. Loves the attention. 605 00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:02,327 Scared the shit out of me, though. 606 00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:04,617 It's a mess, innit? 607 00:43:05,124 --> 00:43:07,616 -You had anyone look at it? -No, not yet. 608 00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:10,452 I've got to do some work on it before I get the insurance in. 609 00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:13,250 -Yeah? What you gonna do? -I don't know, really. 610 00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:15,207 Billy reckons he can make it look like an electrical fault 611 00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:17,292 gotta burn the engine out at the weekend. 612 00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:19,086 What for? 613 00:43:21,224 --> 00:43:23,090 Make it look like an electrical fault. 614 00:43:23,893 --> 00:43:26,134 Well, I can'tjust say the inside caught fire, can I? 615 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:27,685 Not with the engine pounded to bits. 616 00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:30,472 Yeah, well, it's vandalism, isn't it? You're covered. 617 00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:32,436 Yeah, probably. 618 00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:35,735 I'm gonna make sure it's a complete write-off. 619 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,770 I fancy a new one. 620 00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:40,482 Well, keep Saturday free, we'll go and write off the Yeti. 621 00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:42,405 No. 622 00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:45,487 Come on, don't get depressed. That's what he wants, innit? 623 00:43:45,581 --> 00:43:47,197 I don't give a toss what some thumb-sucker 624 00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:48,656 south of the border thinks of me, Bex. 625 00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:50,116 It's getting ridiculous, this is, boss. 626 00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:51,997 Yeah, I know, so we're gonna put him out of the frame, aren't we? 627 00:43:52,088 --> 00:43:53,624 Yeah, well, you can do it without me. 628 00:43:58,261 --> 00:43:59,422 Okay. 629 00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:02,053 Well, I did Oboe for Yusef. 630 00:44:02,849 --> 00:44:06,092 -I might as well do the Yeti for you. -Don't do nothing for me, Bex. 631 00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:07,471 Just let it drop. 632 00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:09,018 What's the rush? 633 00:44:09,105 --> 00:44:11,517 -He'II still be around next week. -No, he won't. 634 00:44:12,942 --> 00:44:14,853 Yeah, all right. I bottled it, so what? 635 00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:17,022 Look, if I'm going to have a ruck with someone, 636 00:44:17,113 --> 00:44:18,444 it's because someone wants to fight me, right? 637 00:44:18,531 --> 00:44:20,738 -Simple as that. -Oh, what? And the Yeti don't want to? 638 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,315 No, not really, no. 639 00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:24,693 He has it on his toes all the time, doesn't he? 640 00:44:24,787 --> 00:44:26,869 Gets his kicks smashing up property, right? 641 00:44:26,956 --> 00:44:30,369 Sniper stuff that, Bex, your car, my car. 642 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:31,999 I ain't interested, mate. 643 00:44:32,753 --> 00:44:33,834 Kids' stuff. 644 00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:43,090 Crap. 645 00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:44,797 I don't know why you're so keen. 646 00:44:45,141 --> 00:44:46,927 One more little trip down the Bailey 647 00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:48,975 and the next time you'll be seeing that kid of yours, 648 00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:50,551 you'll be a grandfather. 649 00:45:50,957 --> 00:45:52,368 (BANGS LETTERBOX FLAP) 650 00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:55,416 (BANGS FLAP AGAIN) 651 00:45:58,005 --> 00:45:59,962 All right, Wes, mate? Yusef in? 652 00:46:00,049 --> 00:46:01,380 Piss off, Bissell. 653 00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:03,917 Oi, don't get heavy with me, Wesley. 654 00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:06,469 I'd hate to annihilate you in the comfort of your own home. 655 00:46:06,639 --> 00:46:07,720 (WHISTLES) Oi. 656 00:46:10,559 --> 00:46:11,549 Yo. 657 00:46:12,687 --> 00:46:14,519 -Does it hurt? -(WESLEY) Happy? 658 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:17,438 -I'm delirious, Wes. What's with you? -Oh, nothing, man. 659 00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:19,766 It's really good seeing your little brother sliced up. 660 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:21,021 Yeah? You wanna see the other geezer. 661 00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:23,353 I couldn't give a shit about the other geezer. 662 00:46:23,864 --> 00:46:25,525 You're getting on my nerves, Wesley. 663 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:32,863 Oi, I don't ask him to come, right? He knows what's going down. 664 00:46:33,416 --> 00:46:34,872 You stood your ground, though, didn't you, son? 665 00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:38,164 Yeah, me and Snowy put him out of the frame for you. Okay? 666 00:46:38,254 --> 00:46:40,712 Oh, ethnic bonding ritual. Right on, brother. 667 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:43,711 He'd be smiling right now, only it would split his cheeks open. 668 00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:45,166 Know what I mean? 669 00:46:45,261 --> 00:46:47,002 -Doing the Yeti Saturday. -I'II come. 670 00:46:47,096 --> 00:46:49,087 BEX: Don't be stupid, you talk too much. 671 00:46:49,181 --> 00:46:50,763 Anyway. get yourself fit for Europe, boss. 672 00:46:50,850 --> 00:46:52,306 WESLEY: Piss off, Bex. 673 00:46:52,393 --> 00:46:54,760 BEX: Do you ever get the feeling you're not wanted? 674 00:46:54,854 --> 00:46:55,969 Take care, champ. 675 00:46:59,692 --> 00:47:02,150 Wes, mate, how can I put this? 676 00:47:04,238 --> 00:47:05,319 I can't. 677 00:47:05,948 --> 00:47:07,063 (WESLEY GROANS) 678 00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:08,899 You're out of your league, son. 679 00:47:09,410 --> 00:47:10,491 Take care, Sef. 680 00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:17,907 WESLEY: The man‘s an animal. 681 00:47:19,003 --> 00:47:20,710 -We've had enough of him. -TRIGG: What do you mean? 682 00:47:20,796 --> 00:47:21,877 Well, it's no buzz, is it, 683 00:47:22,006 --> 00:47:23,462 chasing someone who's on their toes all the time? 684 00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:25,415 That's fox hunting, that is, innit? 685 00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:27,542 TRIGG: I don't know what you're talking about, son. 686 00:47:27,636 --> 00:47:29,673 BEEF: Yeah, well, you never saw the state of the motor, did you? 687 00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:32,347 Oh, so the big brave Hornchurch boys are bottling it, are they? 688 00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:35,016 BEEF: No, I never said that, it's just pissing us off, that's all. 689 00:47:35,061 --> 00:47:37,598 That's what it looks like from where I'm standing, squire. 690 00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:39,850 AITCH: Bex, are we still going to sort the Yeti if Simon, Beef and that lot 691 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:41,146 don't want to have him? 692 00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:43,474 Well, someone's got to fly the flag, ain't they? 693 00:47:43,569 --> 00:47:45,435 Yeah, well, Beef don't seem to think so. 694 00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:46,894 It's all in hand, Aitch. 695 00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:48,775 Bit of a loser all round, aren'tyou, Beef? 696 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,607 Oh, if you say so, Nunky. 697 00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:54,994 Well, I'm off to the bog, see if I'm still man enough to have a piss. 698 00:47:55,081 --> 00:47:56,697 NUNK: D'ya wanna borrow my magnifying glass? 699 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:57,989 (CAMP VOICE) No, it's all right, darling, 700 00:47:58,084 --> 00:48:00,371 I'll get someone else to help me look, it'll be more funny. 701 00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:01,997 AITCH: Ooh, bagsy me. 702 00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:10,127 MAN 1: What's a matter with you, someone been screwing your wife again? 703 00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:11,677 Well, someone has to. 704 00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:14,589 You're getting up everyone's nose tonight, aren't you? 705 00:48:14,683 --> 00:48:16,048 What you talking about? 706 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,636 What you doing here, anyway? 707 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,471 You know, if you want to bottle it, Beef, that's okay with me, 708 00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:23,852 but don't come down here and try and take the rest of the crew with you. 709 00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:25,767 Oh, come on, Bex, Iwouldn‘t do that, I was just passing. 710 00:48:25,861 --> 00:48:27,351 Yeah, well, pass off then. 711 00:48:28,197 --> 00:48:31,940 Confucius say: Man who bottles out gets bottle-in'. Know what I mean? 712 00:48:32,034 --> 00:48:33,741 It'sjust talk, Bex, I'll be there. 713 00:48:34,829 --> 00:48:36,069 No, you won't. 714 00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:37,369 I'm dropping you. 715 00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:39,747 Take the weekend off. 716 00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:41,495 -Go fishing or something. -Aw! 717 00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,792 I don't understand, what you getting so heavy about? 718 00:48:43,879 --> 00:48:47,793 You're scaring off the snipers, and I need my Trojan horse for Saturday. 719 00:48:48,008 --> 00:48:49,624 I can do without that. 720 00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:51,542 And I can do without you. 721 00:48:52,012 --> 00:48:53,218 I didn't know. 722 00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:56,840 You're giving me the right raving hump, my son. 723 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:00,680 I make a bad enemy, Beef. 724 00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:03,096 Avoid me. 725 00:49:08,237 --> 00:49:09,352 (DOOR CLOSES) 726 00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:13,360 (MEN WHISTLING) 727 00:49:14,076 --> 00:49:15,692 (TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 728 00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:20,029 TRIGG: Oi, feast your eyes on this. AITCH: This is Mandy. 729 00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:21,956 -Are you Clive Bissell? -Yeah, why? 730 00:49:22,334 --> 00:49:23,449 Right. 731 00:49:23,502 --> 00:49:24,867 (ALL WHOOPING) 732 00:49:27,089 --> 00:49:29,956 Bexy, mate, you've pulled there! You've had it there, mate! 733 00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,961 -Your birthday, innit? -No, why? 734 00:49:32,052 --> 00:49:34,043 Look, do you want to hear this or not? 735 00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:35,424 Go on, then. 736 00:49:35,514 --> 00:49:37,630 -AITCH: Shut up. -Shut up, Nunk. 737 00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:39,841 -DOMINIC: What is it with you? -MANDY: Oh... 738 00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:44,263 "Your brains will drip like spaghetti off the end of a Bucco machete, 739 00:49:44,356 --> 00:49:46,188 "if you're south of the border you're well out of order 740 00:49:46,275 --> 00:49:47,857 "and you'll die at the hands of the Yeti." 741 00:49:47,902 --> 00:49:51,190 Oi, wait a minute, wait a minute. That is well out of order, right? 742 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:52,941 Well out of order. 743 00:49:53,032 --> 00:49:54,193 Trigg, take it easy. 744 00:49:54,283 --> 00:49:56,194 Come on, well, what're we going to do about it? 745 00:49:56,285 --> 00:49:59,198 -lt's well out of order! -MANDY: Will I do me belly dance now? 746 00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:00,449 TRIGG: You what? 747 00:50:04,919 --> 00:50:06,159 Let's get something straight, 748 00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:08,540 when that kid is in this house, he's safe, right? 749 00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:10,963 -What you talking about? He is safe. -Oh, yeah, yeah. 750 00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:13,417 Most folks leave Stanley knives lying around the house, don't they? 751 00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:14,797 What you talking about? 752 00:50:14,887 --> 00:50:16,969 I've had enough of your big boys' games, Bex. 753 00:50:17,056 --> 00:50:18,421 -Yeah. Yeah. -Don't turn your back on me. 754 00:50:18,516 --> 00:50:20,223 I ain't turning me back. I'm getting a drink, ain't I? 755 00:50:20,309 --> 00:50:21,799 I ain't exactly fucking running away! 756 00:50:21,894 --> 00:50:24,056 I'm gonna hear your nagging voice wherever I fucking go. 757 00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:25,432 -Yeah, too right. -Look. .. 758 00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:28,106 It is late, you're tired, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera... 759 00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:30,354 I said, "I am sorry." 760 00:50:30,444 --> 00:50:33,061 You know, I am sorry, I am more sorry than you know. 761 00:50:33,155 --> 00:50:35,943 I'm having to put up with all this emotional crap. I don't see why. 762 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:38,821 He's all right and I told you it won't happen again! 763 00:50:38,911 --> 00:50:40,618 He could've swallowed it, he could've poked his eye out. 764 00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:42,615 -Yeah, but he never! -It doesn't fucking matter, 765 00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:45,198 I do not want you to carry a blade in this house, right? 766 00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:47,499 This is a normal house with normal people. 767 00:50:47,586 --> 00:50:49,623 I don't want to live with a thirty-year—old boot boy. 768 00:50:49,713 --> 00:50:50,919 You're a fucking joke. 769 00:50:51,006 --> 00:50:53,122 -I don't see anyone laughing at me. -No, no, you don't. 770 00:50:53,217 --> 00:50:55,458 No, they won't laugh at you. Well, not to yourface, anyway. 771 00:50:55,594 --> 00:50:57,881 But they laugh at me, darling, for putting up with you. 772 00:50:57,972 --> 00:50:59,178 You don't see it. 773 00:50:59,223 --> 00:51:02,011 What I want to know is what's so bad about being normal, eh? 774 00:51:02,101 --> 00:51:04,889 -What‘s wrong with being bloody normal? -I told you, I need the buzz. 775 00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:08,563 -WeII, buy a bloody beehive then. -That's almost funny, that is. 776 00:51:08,649 --> 00:51:11,186 Don't follow me about, it's like showing a punter around a house. 777 00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:13,393 Well, stop keep walking away from me, then. 778 00:51:13,696 --> 00:51:16,654 Right, Iwant you to stop and I mean it this time. 779 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:17,730 I told you Iwill. 780 00:51:17,825 --> 00:51:19,065 -When? -When you stop. 781 00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:21,400 -Stop what? -When it's my corpse on the floor. 782 00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:23,406 SUE: You're a fucking animal! Do you know that? 783 00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:24,862 -BEX: Who? Me? -Yeah, pathetic. 784 00:51:24,957 --> 00:51:27,324 (SHOUTS) Well, I told you I have just got to have him! 785 00:51:27,418 --> 00:51:29,750 Right, if you want to carry on like a kid, you can go back to your mother's. 786 00:51:29,837 --> 00:51:31,123 Go on, piss off! 787 00:51:31,213 --> 00:51:34,251 I want to live with a grown-up, Bex, not a thirty-year-old hooligan. 788 00:51:34,341 --> 00:51:36,252 -Don't give the ultimatum. -I just have. 789 00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:39,215 You go chasing that leery git, you don't stay here. 790 00:51:40,055 --> 00:51:41,170 Suits me. 791 00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:47,643 Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. 792 00:51:47,730 --> 00:51:50,392 Go on back to your mummy's. Go on, kid. 793 00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:54,267 Do you wanna see me across the road? 794 00:51:54,653 --> 00:51:55,643 (KICKS DOOR) 795 00:51:56,030 --> 00:51:58,146 That's it, girl, 90 on, kick the door down. 796 00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:00,481 Give me something to do at the weekend! 797 00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:03,571 Bex! 798 00:52:05,247 --> 00:52:08,114 What's the matter, love, feeling lonely already? 799 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:09,490 Fuck off! 800 00:52:10,169 --> 00:52:11,284 (DOOR SLAMS) 801 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:21,210 (KEYS JANG LING) 802 00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:37,985 Shit! 803 00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:45,777 (BANGING ON DOOR) 804 00:52:46,872 --> 00:52:48,613 BEX: (WHISTLES) Oi! 805 00:52:50,626 --> 00:52:52,742 -BILL: Hold on. -(BANGING ON DOOR) 806 00:52:52,961 --> 00:52:55,328 -All right, I'm coming. -BEX: Come on, hurry up. 807 00:52:56,590 --> 00:52:57,580 (SIGHS) 808 00:53:00,135 --> 00:53:01,466 What the hell are you doing here? 809 00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:03,840 I've got a couple of punters with me, show them around the house. 810 00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:06,764 -What's going on? -Ain‘t Mum told you? You're selling up. 811 00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:08,557 (GIGGLES) He only looked! 812 00:53:08,644 --> 00:53:11,056 -You staying the night? -Yeah, how much you charge? 813 00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:13,478 Well, you always did treat the place like a hotel. 814 00:53:13,565 --> 00:53:16,148 Your night-porter's uniform could do with letting out. 815 00:53:17,277 --> 00:53:18,938 I'll put the kettle on. 816 00:53:58,485 --> 00:54:00,692 BEX: Come on then, darling, open your handbag. 817 00:54:00,779 --> 00:54:01,985 TRIGG: Christmas. 818 00:54:02,114 --> 00:54:04,276 BILL: Well, Ithink you're bleeding pathetic. 819 00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:07,825 Pater, you're just the ph-ph-ph-photographer, okay? 820 00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:10,323 In my day we would have rushed up the Old Kent Road 821 00:54:10,414 --> 00:54:11,825 and kicked the shite out of them. 822 00:54:11,915 --> 00:54:15,374 All this shows is that none of you have got any bottle, if you ask me. 823 00:54:15,461 --> 00:54:16,997 Well, no one did. 824 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:18,995 This is a precision raid, right? 825 00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:20,329 -Right. -BEX: Yeah, right. 826 00:54:20,466 --> 00:54:22,252 It's like cutting out a cancer. 827 00:54:22,551 --> 00:54:24,041 You should of done him Sunday. 828 00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:26,172 I said that, Bill. Don't take no shit. 829 00:54:26,221 --> 00:54:28,553 Sort them out straightaway, I learned that in the Army. 830 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:32,053 You ever get that sort of feeling where you think you've heard something before? 831 00:54:32,144 --> 00:54:34,010 -Shut it, will you? -SNOWY: Yeah, déjé vu, mate. Yeah. 832 00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:36,641 No. Don't use that language in front of the snipers. 833 00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:41,017 What's a matter with you, are you brain dead or something? 834 00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:42,977 No, I left mine at home, didn't I? 835 00:54:43,071 --> 00:54:44,402 It seemed like the best thing to do. 836 00:54:44,490 --> 00:54:45,730 (MEN EXCLAIMING) 837 00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:49,822 (CAMP VOICE) Here, don't worry about Dominic, girls, it's nerves. 838 00:54:50,370 --> 00:54:53,579 This time next week, my son, you're going to be a local hero. 839 00:54:53,665 --> 00:54:55,076 A living leg-end. 840 00:54:55,209 --> 00:54:57,541 When you walk into the pub they're going to point at you and say, 841 00:54:57,628 --> 00:55:00,086 "Look there goes Dominic, the man who led the Inter City Crew raid 842 00:55:00,172 --> 00:55:01,162 "on the Buccaneers. 843 00:55:01,256 --> 00:55:03,213 "He's going to fly the flag in Europe." 844 00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:06,755 Well, either that or you'll be dead, it's difficult to say, really. 845 00:55:07,513 --> 00:55:09,424 Anyway, let's cut the bollocks. 846 00:55:09,515 --> 00:55:12,007 Are we going to have this team photo or what? 847 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:13,716 Right, everyone hold something. 848 00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:16,223 -Oh, God, not another orgy, mate. -Don't muck about, Snowy. 849 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:17,303 All right. 850 00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:19,267 Or I'll give you a good run, mate. 851 00:55:19,358 --> 00:55:20,723 (ALL LAUGHING) 852 00:55:21,026 --> 00:55:23,609 BILL: Come on son. Right, let's be having ya! 853 00:55:23,695 --> 00:55:26,858 -Oi, take it easy with that, Trigg. -Come on, hurry up, hurry up. 854 00:55:26,949 --> 00:55:28,189 They're too 'eavy! 855 00:55:30,285 --> 00:55:32,196 TRIGG: All right. BILL: All right. 856 00:55:32,287 --> 00:55:33,994 NUNK: Give it some, Bill. Go on, give it some. 857 00:55:34,081 --> 00:55:35,822 AII look vicious. 858 00:55:36,124 --> 00:55:38,035 (ALL YELLING) 859 00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:43,038 -TRIGG: Come on, Bill. -Pathetic. 860 00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:46,416 -Come on, Bill. -Come on, hurry up. 861 00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:47,838 AITCH: Here we go, here we go. 862 00:55:47,928 --> 00:55:48,838 BEX: All for one! 863 00:55:48,929 --> 00:55:50,966 ALL: And one for all! 864 00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:53,593 (ALL GRUNTING) 865 00:55:54,226 --> 00:55:55,216 (WHIRRING) 866 00:55:55,310 --> 00:55:56,892 (ALL CHEERING) 867 00:55:58,355 --> 00:56:00,437 SNOWY: Great, mate, that will come out a treat. 868 00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:03,683 DOMINIC: I don't know what we're getting so excited about. 869 00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:05,108 You forgot the flash. 870 00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:08,525 Why so unhappy, girls? 871 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:14,615 Look, it ain't bottling, Bex, it's just... 872 00:56:16,290 --> 00:56:17,780 It's just bloody stupid, that's all. 873 00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:20,582 I mean, it was daft enough eleven of us going to Birmingham, right? 874 00:56:20,836 --> 00:56:22,326 And now there's only six. 875 00:56:22,421 --> 00:56:23,911 It's just suicide, Bex. 876 00:56:27,050 --> 00:56:28,415 So, I'm daft now, am I? 877 00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:30,426 No, look, he didn't mean it like that, Bex. 878 00:56:30,512 --> 00:56:32,469 (SHOUTS) Well, it sounded like it to me! 879 00:56:33,849 --> 00:56:34,759 AITCH: Bex! 880 00:56:34,850 --> 00:56:36,761 I thought you told me this man was well hard, eh? 881 00:56:36,852 --> 00:56:38,092 Yeah, Bex, he is, he is. 882 00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:40,302 Except I've got this aversion to getting meself killed, yeah? 883 00:56:41,857 --> 00:56:44,645 Come on! Come on! 884 00:56:45,444 --> 00:56:46,650 Let's have ya! 885 00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:49,187 Come on, let's have it. 886 00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:01,207 You don't talk like that to me, see? 887 00:57:01,293 --> 00:57:03,204 'Cause you ain't earned the right. 888 00:57:05,505 --> 00:57:07,712 I'm going to give you a little lecture now, Dominic. 889 00:57:09,009 --> 00:57:10,795 Do you know what sociology is? 890 00:57:10,886 --> 00:57:12,422 Eh? I do. 891 00:57:12,512 --> 00:57:14,844 I've got an A-Ievel in it. Clever git, ain't I? 892 00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:19,717 Sociology is the study of social problems. 893 00:57:19,811 --> 00:57:20,801 Now, you... 894 00:57:21,647 --> 00:57:23,854 You got a big social problem, boss. 895 00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:25,431 AITCH: Come on, Bex, we're on your side. 896 00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:28,142 (SHOUTS) Well you've got a funny way of showing it, ain't ya? 897 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:37,318 You see, Dom, Simon and Beef can run away, they live ten miles out. 898 00:57:37,412 --> 00:57:40,200 You know, they can hide if they want to, but you... 899 00:57:40,707 --> 00:57:42,038 This is your manor. 900 00:57:42,376 --> 00:57:45,038 You've gotta walk up and down the street every fucking night. 901 00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:47,328 And you're gonna see me everywhere. 902 00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:52,049 And I don't like seeing people who let me down, 'cause it gets me mad! 903 00:57:57,557 --> 00:57:58,888 So you're in. 904 00:58:00,394 --> 00:58:01,384 Both of ya! 905 00:58:04,523 --> 00:58:06,013 Right up the pointed end. 906 00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:11,561 That's peer group pressure, that is. 907 00:58:12,656 --> 00:58:13,646 (CHUCKLES) 908 00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:15,360 It's a real bastard. 909 00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:18,025 (ALL LAUGHING) 910 00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:23,080 You all right? 911 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:24,490 You all right? 912 00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:28,911 TRIGG: All right, lads, back in the toy box, go on. 913 00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:45,470 -You all right, Snowy? -Yeah, mate. 914 00:58:57,826 --> 00:58:59,362 You know, he was right. 915 00:58:59,661 --> 00:59:01,243 You should've used the flash. 916 00:59:06,001 --> 00:59:08,618 BEX: Dad, do us a favour, get the Hoover out. 917 00:59:09,421 --> 00:59:11,503 BILL: I'll put the kettle on as well if you like. 918 00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:13,877 Two sugars. 919 00:59:17,721 --> 00:59:18,836 There we are. 920 00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:21,801 Off to work we go, eh, Bexy? 921 00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:24,141 Heigh-ho. 922 00:59:37,991 --> 00:59:39,777 (CROWD CHANTING) 923 00:59:47,751 --> 00:59:48,957 -YETI: Anything? -Nothing. 924 00:59:49,044 --> 00:59:50,705 -MAN: Station? -Nothing there either. 925 00:59:50,796 --> 00:59:52,332 YETI: Gotta be inside then, ain't he? 926 00:59:53,799 --> 00:59:55,585 What, is he off his head or what? 927 01:00:02,182 --> 01:00:03,638 (CROWD ROARING) 928 01:00:05,143 --> 01:00:06,679 (CROWD APPLAUDING) 929 01:00:30,168 --> 01:00:31,454 He ain't here, boss. 930 01:00:31,586 --> 01:00:33,372 I told you, Bexy's bottled it. 931 01:00:37,092 --> 01:00:38,173 Are you sure? 932 01:00:38,802 --> 01:00:41,214 On my life, he ain't here. 933 01:00:46,685 --> 01:00:48,596 I told you he would, boss. 934 01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:56,145 (CROWD CHANTING) 935 01:01:02,159 --> 01:01:03,649 (CROWD ROARS) 936 01:01:20,302 --> 01:01:21,542 Right. 937 01:01:23,763 --> 01:01:25,174 Let's do it. 938 01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:54,833 -What's Bexy done? -ALL: He's bottled it! 939 01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:57,248 -What has he done? -ALL: He's bottled it! 940 01:01:57,464 --> 01:01:59,751 -I can't hear you. -ALL: He's bottled it! 941 01:01:59,925 --> 01:02:02,166 -Bottled it, Yeti. -ALL: He's bottled it! 942 01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:04,501 (ALL CHEERING) 943 01:02:04,846 --> 01:02:07,588 ALL: (CHANTING) Yeti! Yeti! Yeti! 944 01:02:07,682 --> 01:02:09,389 Yeti! Yeti! Yeti! 945 01:02:13,647 --> 01:02:15,308 (BREATHING HARD AND FAST) 946 01:02:26,534 --> 01:02:27,569 (SCREAMING) 947 01:02:28,787 --> 01:02:29,868 (WOMAN SHRIEKING) 948 01:02:42,676 --> 01:02:44,041 (MEN SHOUTING) 949 01:02:48,223 --> 01:02:49,338 (GRUNTING) 950 01:03:02,904 --> 01:03:03,894 (GRUNTING) 951 01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:08,315 (SHOUTS) 952 01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:10,401 Come on! All of ya! 953 01:03:10,495 --> 01:03:12,156 You're dead, son! 954 01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:14,113 (GRUNTS) 955 01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:16,698 -(GRUNTS) -(SHOUTS) 956 01:03:21,965 --> 01:03:22,955 (SCREAMING) 957 01:03:30,765 --> 01:03:32,506 Yeeeaaaah h! 958 01:03:42,485 --> 01:03:44,101 YETI: (SHOUTS) Bexy! 959 01:03:45,363 --> 01:03:46,603 (LAUGHS) Oh, come on. 960 01:03:57,667 --> 01:04:00,250 We're going to Europe to do the Europeans, 961 01:04:00,337 --> 01:04:02,544 is that plain enough English for ya? 962 01:04:02,672 --> 01:04:04,834 All right? All of them. 963 01:04:04,924 --> 01:04:08,292 Hold up, hold up. For me... 964 01:04:08,636 --> 01:04:12,550 For me, I'm going for Bexy, 'cause he was top boy, right? 965 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,005 -ALL: Yeah. -That's right. 966 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:17,593 He didn't die in vain because we will come again. 967 01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:18,973 MAN: Together. 968 01:04:19,064 --> 01:04:22,682 Right, the Buccaneers, the ICC, we're all here... 969 01:04:22,776 --> 01:04:25,143 Hornchurch, don't forget the Hornchurch. 970 01:04:25,236 --> 01:04:26,977 We're all here. We're all here. 971 01:04:27,072 --> 01:04:29,063 And we're all going to Germany. 972 01:04:29,157 --> 01:04:30,989 We're all going. 973 01:04:31,076 --> 01:04:33,067 Well, it's dog eat dog, innit? 974 01:04:33,161 --> 01:04:34,401 INTERVIEWER: What's dog eat dog? 975 01:04:34,496 --> 01:04:37,113 Well, you know, one man steps on my toe, I step on his. 976 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:38,493 You know what I'm saying? 977 01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:41,617 YUSEF: Hold on, hold on, it says in the Bible, 978 01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:43,201 "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth." 979 01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:45,378 -ALL: Right. -Well, that's what we‘re going to do. 980 01:04:45,465 --> 01:04:47,126 SNOWY: So, in a way we're all Christians. 981 01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:48,707 (ALL CHEERING) 982 01:04:49,302 --> 01:04:52,886 He was visionary and he wanted a national firm. 983 01:04:52,972 --> 01:04:54,588 -NUNK: He had brains! -Yeah. 984 01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:58,760 You had to come in on it 'cause it was visionary. 985 01:04:58,853 --> 01:05:01,515 -He sorted it, for all of us. -Yeah. The man was special. 986 01:05:01,648 --> 01:05:03,309 MAN: For Bexy it's not the time. 987 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:06,768 But he lives on. Bexy lives on! 988 01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:10,271 -Bexy lives for all of us. -He's not dead, you can't say he‘s dead. 989 01:05:10,365 --> 01:05:14,029 We're carrying him, how can he be dead? Because it's about belonging. 990 01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:16,907 It's about belonging, it's about belonging. 991 01:05:16,996 --> 01:05:19,454 And we all feel like we belong, we belong because of him. 992 01:05:19,541 --> 01:05:23,785 -You can't say he's dead. -ALL: 993 01:05:23,878 --> 01:05:29,874 994 01:05:30,135 --> 01:05:34,971 995 01:05:36,141 --> 01:05:40,351 No, listen, it's unfortunate I got this, but it's a buzz, and we love doing it. 996 01:05:40,437 --> 01:05:41,552 ALL: Yeah! 997 01:05:41,646 --> 01:05:43,557 And we'll do it, we'll do it anywhere. 998 01:05:43,648 --> 01:05:46,060 We'll go to Europe and do it, or we'll do it in this country. 999 01:05:46,151 --> 01:05:47,391 And they're not going to stop us. 1000 01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:49,226 Oh, oh, oh, listen, I'll tell you something, mate. 1001 01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:50,401 Shut up, right. 1002 01:05:50,488 --> 01:05:52,946 I tell you something, if they stop it at football, right? 1003 01:05:53,032 --> 01:05:54,443 Stop the rucks at football, 1004 01:05:54,534 --> 01:05:57,526 we go boxing, we go snooker, we go darts, 1005 01:05:57,620 --> 01:05:59,236 -fuckin' anything, pal. -(ALL CONCURRING) 1006 01:05:59,330 --> 01:06:01,571 Look at that, look at that, that's football. 1007 01:06:01,666 --> 01:06:03,657 -INTERVIEWER: What does that prove? -What do you mean? 1008 01:06:03,751 --> 01:06:06,493 It proves... It proves I stood, it proves I stood. 1009 01:06:06,588 --> 01:06:07,749 N U N K: You see that? 1010 01:06:07,839 --> 01:06:10,171 That's what it's all about, mate, that‘s what it's all about. 1011 01:06:10,341 --> 01:06:13,003 ALL: (CHANTING) England! England! England! England! 1012 01:06:13,136 --> 01:06:17,972 England! England! England! England! England! 1013 01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:19,506 (ALL CHEERING) 1014 01:06:20,351 --> 01:06:22,968 (ALL SINGING) 1015 01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:25,728 TRIGG: That'll do, mate! That'll do! 1016 01:06:28,151 --> 01:06:29,812 (ALL SHOUTING) 1017 01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:34,814 ALL: 1018 01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:38,492 1019 01:06:38,786 --> 01:06:41,824 1020 01:06:42,081 --> 01:06:46,298